Authors: sfmdraw and anyone else who meets the guidelines. (See Notes.)
Rating/Warnings: PG, but may become PG-13 for language.
Open Characters: Any "A Very Potter Musical" characters not already taken.
Notes: You must have seen (and therefore must be a fan of) "A Very Potter Musical". Therefore, pancakerrabbit06 and chaucerettescs would fit perfectly for this. It's vital that, if you respond, you know the "A Very Potter Musical"-verse well.
Excerpt:

Dear Mudblood,

Don't worry, Granger, you don't need to ask; I'm just as tooooootally awesome here at Pigfarts as I was at Hogwarts. Actually, I'm better. Rumbleroar favors me over the other students. What do you think of that? Hmm?

By the way... Rumbleroar's throwing a Draco's-Totally-Awesome Lard Ball. It's kinda like the Yule Ball at stupid Hogwarts. Except better. But I'd never invited you. Nope. No way at all. (Inclosed is a Lard Ball Wreathe.)

Your admirer tormenter totally awesome,
Draco Malfoy

P.S. ~ The floors here are much cleaner than the ones at Hogwarts.